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Very funny winner! But I'd like to know who everyone was. Another special favourite of mine was written by Halloween Shalloween.
 
Who was it? Great entry. Very funny and original. I'm Rick Cheeseman (deceased)
 
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And the winner is for October is ..... Drive Me Nuts.

Congrats. Now, you just need to let us know who you are. So, would Drive Me Nuts please step forward and declare themselves so we can give you a pat on the back.

The Winning entry can be found here.
Hi all
I'm Drive-me-nuts.
Thank you for the votes.
I'd like to thank my parents for producing me and the alcohol for convincing them to do so.

Cheers
 
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