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Flash Club April Flash Club Contest

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Emily

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Here we are again, another month older and wiser, gentle Litopians...

For April, we are going to return to a Progressive Story... rules are a little different from normal, so please familiarise yourself with them below before posting :)

RULES:

-no more than 25 words (or less) per entry.

-Only one entry at a time (For those rascals who may try to bend The Rules by using many words/many entries one after the other: I’ll be patrolling with my wooden spoon).

-Your entry must advance the story in a meaningful way.

-Twists have to make sense.

-Please make your entry anonymous by clicking the anonymous button, but if you forget, don't worry, that's okay too. (Note: Guardians can see who posts.)

VOTING:

There will be NO VOTING until the final week of April: the story will end on the 22nd and voting will start on the 23rd.

-The entry with the most votes will be the winner of an extraordinary hand-crafted (!!) virtual trophy. And, more importantly: some of our very prized, and internationally-renowned, virtual Litopi-cake.



The competition is open to all members. Feel free to enter more than once (but please read Rule No. 2 above).

-The main rule here: we ask you not to critique.
 
STARTING POINT:

She looked at the shopping list and sighed. She’d made a promise to herself that this would be the last time. She was done.
 
But the problem with drug addicts is that they lie. They lie to their friends and their loved ones. But mostly they lie to themselves.
 
She would buy it one more time. Just one more time. Nothing wrong with buying it one more time. THE last time. Underpants for men.
 
Gucci underpants. Fake, but she’d resale them for a hundred quid online. It was a dangerous game, but no one had caught her. Yet.
 
Ted hit >escape >exit to desktop. He’d had enough danger for one evening. She’d be right where he'd left her next time he logged in.
 
Ted sighed, a satisfied sigh. He was very, very close to nailing her now. He snapped his laptop shut and headed out to the pub.
 
Unfortunately, there was a loud, terrible band on. A Coldplay tribute act. Shudder. Ted headed back out onto the rain washed street.
 
A man in faded trousers and an old U2 shirt stood a few meters away. “Got a light?” he asked Ted.
 
“That was yesterday’s password, Joss. Where’ve you been, mate?” Ted whispered. “I say, ‘beggars can’t be choosers’, and you say––”
 
"What do we need passwords for, Ted? We both know each other, for Chris-sake."
 
Ted clenched his fists. Why did Joss have to be so goddam flippant all the time? There were protocols to be followed, after all.
 
‘Let’s go back inside the pub,’ Joss said. ‘I’m cold. And soaked.’

Ted eyed his companion.

‘That’ll teach you to go undercover without a coat.’
 
Back inside, Ted got the beers in, despite himself. As they cheersed he whispered, 'I've almost got the Gucci underpants. In the game, you know?'
 
Joss looked blank.
Something wasn’t right.
“So what was today’s password anyway?” Ted asked casually.
 
Joss blinked once. A long blink. Then, taking a sip of his beer, he said, “You’ve always been fond of Joss. It’s made you sloppy.”
 
"Not so." He pressed the knife-point in, his arm round Joss’s shoulders as he slumped.
 
As he pressed Joss' dying body back in his chair, Ted stared out of the window. A woman hurried past. Unmistakable. It was her.
 
When Ted reached the door, the whole pub heard the barmaid scream as she dropped the tray of empty, dirty glasses at Joss’s table.
 
Ted eased the flick-knife out, closing it behind Joss.

“Drinking on pills... I’ll fetch the car.” Shaking his head, he headed out into the night.
 
Ted eased the flick-knife out, closing it behind Joss.
“Drinking on pills... I’ll fetch the car.” Shaking his head, he headed out into the night.
Sorry about that – these two crossed in preparation somehow.
 
He turned left: the woman's direction of hurry. Left again and there she was, back slouched against a wall, doc martin'd foot tapping her impatience.
 
"You took your time!"

"Bit of a hold-up."Ted snatched the package she held out and hurried out of the alley...

WHO-OMPH! A massive explosion.
 
Karina hit >escape >exit to desktop. She was in no mood for explosions, and this VR tech was so real it actually hurt.
 
She hung her headset on the stand, stretched, then opened an email entitled, Got a Light?
It read: Karina, Thanks for the package. Ted.
'What?'
 
She was still staring at it, more chilled than surprised, when the knocking began at the front door. A knocking which rapidly became a hammering.
 
The hammering stopped. Silence. Then a whir. Clunk. High pinched shrieking, grinding sound. Oh my god! Someone cutting their way in... with a chainsaw.
 
Dammit! Jaik gazed at the words hovering in the space before him. Then he flicked a sentence away and watched it disintegrate against a wall.
 
The Controller sighed on receiving the desk alert. They were at it again. Writing another collective story on the software. Well, he'd warned them.
 
The Controller punched his desk in frustration. Unfortunately, he hit the SELF DESTRUCT button... "THOOM!"
Entire office, gone.
Meanwhile, back to the dusty figure...
 
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