Ooooh yes. A tanning bed. Who needs sundried tomatoes when you can have sundried vamps?
Or they could tie him to a cross and force feed him garlic puree. With one of them funnel things.
Or one of the baddies could invent a garlic lazer.
What...what is a "garlic lazer?" For that matter, what the hell is a "lazer?!"
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Or they could tie him to a cross and force feed him garlic puree. With one of them funnel things.
Or one of the baddies could invent a garlic lazer.