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  1. Lex Black

    This dark ritual could have been an email.

    This dark ritual could have been an email.
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    My religion is "eat all the desserts." I'm an unhealthiest.

    My religion is "eat all the desserts." I'm an unhealthiest.
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    It takes a village to raise a child. As the child matures, it comes back to take a town.

    It takes a village to raise a child. As the child matures, it comes back to take a town.
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    Everything is bad right now. Evil has won. ... ... ... Here's a song I like. Hope it helps...

    Everything is bad right now. Evil has won. ... ... ... Here's a song I like. Hope it helps.
  5. Lex Black

    I despair.

    I despair.
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    FEAR ME, PUNY MORTALS! THE HALLOWE'EN SEASON DESCENDS, AND I UNLEASH THE GREATEST TERROR...

    FEAR ME, PUNY MORTALS! THE HALLOWE'EN SEASON DESCENDS, AND I UNLEASH THE GREATEST TERROR HUMANITY CAN...what?...wait, what might happen in a few days?... ... ... ... ...uh, carry on, humanity. Happy Hallowe'en.
  7. Lex Black

    Rejected horror movie poster taglines: "A Nightmare on Elm Street": "If Nancy doesn't wake up...

    Rejected horror movie poster taglines: "A Nightmare on Elm Street": "If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming...her alarm isn't loud enough."
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    I do not eat people! That is a terrible thing to accuse me of, and I'll brutally devour anyone...

    I do not eat people! That is a terrible thing to accuse me of, and I'll brutally devour anyone that does!
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    I love this time of year. Everyone leaves out pumpkins for me to eat.

    I love this time of year. Everyone leaves out pumpkins for me to eat.
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    Yesterday, someone asked me if I was a cop, because I "sound like one." I cannot recall the...

    Yesterday, someone asked me if I was a cop, because I "sound like one." I cannot recall the last time I was so offended.
  11. Lex Black

    Why, laundry day, of course!

    Why, laundry day, of course!
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  12. Lex Black

    No WONDER it's so cramped!

    No WONDER it's so cramped!
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    It's Friday the 13th, the second holiest day on the Lexish calendar! If you can read this, I'm...

    It's Friday the 13th, the second holiest day on the Lexish calendar! If you can read this, I'm standing right behind you!
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    "I must drink the blood of the innocent!" "Is Pepsi ok?"

    "I must drink the blood of the innocent!" "Is Pepsi ok?"
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    I'm not a werebeast or therianthrope of any sort.

    I'm not a werebeast or therianthrope of any sort.
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