This reminds me of a Peanuts cartoon when Snoopy writes the title, Of Mice And Men, then A Tale of Two Cities then Of Human Bondage, each time being chirped at by his little birdy friend. The strip ends with Snoopy thinking "Rats. I've got this great idea for a novel, but all the best titles are...
Good news: After halving my hours from four to two days a week, my work has reinstated a day and a half, so I'm back to 3.5.
Bad news: bang goes (almost) all that lovely extra writing time I was anticipating!
The bad news...next year my working hours are being halved because of company cuts.
The good news..MORE WRITING TIME, HOORAY!!
The bad news...salary also halved.
The good news...WRITING COSTS NOTHING!!