Mini-Droids were the new rave in personal phone devices. They walked. Their lips moved when they talked. The male Mini-Droid, named Colepepper, looked just like his inventor. The female was named Poppy and looked… just like her. How dare the man reproduce her form into a seven-inch droid, and then mass produce it so she couldn’t help but run into the thing everywhere she went? Ten years ago Colepepper McSimmons left her and their young love behind without a second thought. Now he just shows up at her tea shop door and asks for a dinner date? The man was crazy and her frustration could only be cured in one way. She started a blog that soon became quite popular. It was called Killpoppy.com.