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I am going to have to learn the secret of upwards-growing hair. I could do with a few more inches.

I'm afraid I can't take personal credit for the naturally grown dishevelled bouffant. But it has to be said, I have a love-hate relationship with my nest.
 
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When I was a kid, my dentist took an x-ray of my hand and told me how tall I'd be. He was right. Same for my sis
Never heard of this! Although, I'm glad I didn't have it done; both my parents are from *tall* families (my uncles on one side are all 6'3-6'5) and I was assured all my childhood I would, indeed, one day grow.

I didn't. Those well-meaning individuals forgot to mention the errant hobbit gene that lies dormant and strikes at random :oops:
 
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